I’ve subjected my kickball team to a lot of baking experiments over our four summers together. They’re the best at eating with one hand and catching with the other.

A little shoutout from yesterday’s New York Post:

“Crucial Taunt members said they played in a “lackadaisical” manner all day, tying the New Frontiersmen in a 1-1 stalemate and dropping the nightcap, despite Kate “Buttercream” Brown’s award-winning cupcakes as a pregame snack.

“The cupcakes have beer in them,” said Brown.

Not mentioned: the frosting had whiskey. Also please note that we hardly ever lose, this is a total anomaly. Crucial Taunt <3